Alberta Poem

My friend Jim Drinnan's butt is frozen to the Alberta tundra. He passed this on to me.

ALBERTA WINTER

IT'S WINTER IN ALBERTA
AND THE GENTLE BREEZES BLOW
SEVENTY MILES AN HOUR
AT THIRTY-FIVE BELOW
OH HOW I LOVE ALBERTA
WHEN THE SNOW'S UP TO YOUR BUTT
YOU TAKE A BREATH OF WINTER AIR
AND YOUR NOSE GETS FROZEN SHUT
YES, THE WEATHER HERE IS WONDERFUL
SO I GUESS I'LL HANG AROUND
I COULD NEVER LEAVE ALBERTA
CAUSE I'M FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!